May 2013
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
tespian-mage:
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
get-nerdy:
mewtoot:
garrettgregg:
mewtoot:
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
headphones-in-do-not-disturb:
theorgyorganizer:
fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
karlimeaghan:
I was trying to GIF a scene from Hot Fuzz, and I must say
kudos to Simon Pegg
for maintaining his grumpy cat face
for this entire run
kaalashnikov:
luxuryofconviction:
luginub:
I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard
tragically beautiful.
do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
Keep Calm and Nerd On: brendonurieshat:... →
brendonurieshat:
iamthejarvis:
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
ltsnoisyupthere:
cuddlingcumberbatch:
cannibalisticbumblebees:
BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS? OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????
In canada we call…
thesoulofbreath:
mellrak:
fabercastiel:
carowantsamonkey:
countchedulaxvii:
I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay
Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay
Weregays
dancing in the moonlight
what are they even doing?
They’re turning gay
exitmusicforafilmm:
crypticrose:
c-aramelize:
bur-gund-y:
c-aramelize:
living-afairytale:
c-aramelize:
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
...
timeywimeyteapot:
that-spook-from-london:
foodtrucker:
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
the invention of the corduroy pillow made headlines
beyoncebeytwice:
instead of coming up with a bunch of useless shit no one cares about when are scientists going to create a kitten that never grows up
Cas is an angel, Dean spent 40 years in Hell, Sam...
the-doctor-to-my-tardis:
deanisaclosetedgeek:
pretendthisiswitty:
That makes Bobby the baby of Team Free Will.
well with that logic, that makes Adam the oldest, since he’s sTILL THERE
was that really necessary
yerawizardbec:
nillawiffle:
lydiabutz:
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
Do. It. Now.
