CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
tespian-mage: SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life is a lie
headphones-in-do-not-disturb: theorgyorganizer: fuck education who wants to start a band your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
karlimeaghan: I was trying to GIF a scene from Hot Fuzz, and I must say kudos to Simon Pegg for maintaining his grumpy cat face for this entire run
kaalashnikov: luxuryofconviction: luginub: I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard tragically beautiful. do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
Keep Calm and Nerd On: brendonurieshat:... →
brendonurieshat: iamthejarvis: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: ltsnoisyupthere: cuddlingcumberbatch: cannibalisticbumblebees: BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS? OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID???? In canada we call…
thesoulofbreath: mellrak: fabercastiel: carowantsamonkey: countchedulaxvii: I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay Weregays dancing in the moonlight what are they even doing? They’re turning gay
exitmusicforafilmm: crypticrose: c-aramelize: bur-gund-y: c-aramelize: living-afairytale: c-aramelize: so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok. i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO ...
timeywimeyteapot: that-spook-from-london: foodtrucker: the invention of the shovel was ground breaking but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation. the invention of the corduroy pillow made headlines
beyoncebeytwice: instead of coming up with a bunch of useless shit no one cares about when are scientists going to create a kitten that never grows up
Cas is an angel, Dean spent 40 years in Hell, Sam...
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: deanisaclosetedgeek: pretendthisiswitty: That makes Bobby the baby of Team Free Will. well with that logic, that makes Adam the oldest, since he’s sTILL THERE was that really necessary
yerawizardbec: nillawiffle: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun. Do. It. Now.