besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)


 | “Even when our eyes are closed, there’s a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves & our dreams. |  

(via ginoweinberg)



buckology:

I will always, always defend Regulus Black for he overcame his fear and died silently, not looking for praise but to give Voldermort the finger.

(via jumpingjaverts)


"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it." - The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

(via claireddanes)


gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

(via verysiriuspotterhead)


sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



image

(via doeeyedpdsmessiah)


aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(via claireddanes)